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HOW TO PICK LOCKS by May

Picking locks? Easy. Just visit these websites for all you need to know about breaking into that house, cracking open that locked drawer or cupboard or borrowing that car you've always had your eye on:
**** Guide to Lock Picking
**** Lockpicking Infopaedia
**1/2 Secrets of Lockpicking

Don't fear the reefer,
Try the

Grim Reaper
bong
Large chamber!
Comes with 1.5cm cone!
Aesthetically pleasing!

Only $34.95!
Smoke your life away, literally, with the Grim Reaper bong. Your stoned friends will mumble for hours about how much they like this bong. Handcrafted by machine, this ceramic bong is a great conversation piece and will make your incessant bong sucking feel exciting and dangerous once again - just like the good old days. So don't delay, start sucking on the Grim Reaper bong today. Or maybe tomorrow. Or perhaps next week… ah, hell… whenever you can be bothered to get around to it.
ORDER BY E-MAIL Available in one colour.
 A SOILED GRIM REAPER BONG WILL NOT BE EXCHANGED.

MOLE'S HOUSEHOLD TIPS #5

How to make

a Potato
Bong
Steal a potato
Gouge two holes in the potato
Insert 15cm of garden hose into the potato
Put a cone into the hose
Put good pot into the cone
Smoke the pot through the potato
You are now smoking a potato bong!

Next week: How to make a tomato bong.

Pretty in pink

SNORTLES
the pig

  • DISCREET SIZE

  • SOFT

  • WASHABLE

ONLY $44.95 
INCLUDING CARRY BAG
Soft, pink, desirable…what red-blooded male wouldn't feel right at home unloading alongside 'Snortles the Pig' after a tough day? Every Snortles comes with batteries, a carry bag and an instruction manual. Snortles is made of 100% washable, only slightly flammable nylon (just don't get her too hot - if that's possible!) So let Snortles into your play pen and spice up your life with a slice of Snortles. She is just the ticket to relieving that ham-strung-out sexual angst.

YOU KNOW YOU WANT ONE…
ORDER BY E-MAIL
EXCHANGE FOR DEFECTS ONLY. A SOILED SNORTLES WILL NOT BE EXCHANGED.

PENETRATOR 2000
ONLY $45.99

Meet your new best friend - Penetrator 2000, designed to make that guy obsolete with the flick of a switch. Simply insert this twelve inch, AA battery powered, rockin', rollin', vibratin' mean machine and you'll be make even a head-giving truffle pig redundant. And the fun doesn't end there. Penetrator 2000 is also a great personal defense weapon. Doorstop. Back scratcher. And it even unblocks sinks. So order today. For a limited time we'll even throw in a vanity stand
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Available in six different colours.
A SOILED PENETRATOR CAN NOT BE EXCHANGED.